May 2010
2 posts
my morning... in a puddle.
homeless man (lying down covered with a blanket but laying in a puddle): miss, that is a very nice raincoat. i used towahavea raincoat JUST lika that rain coats you got on.
me: (awkwardly) oh, thanks. yup, it’s definitley doing the job today - nice and dry. sir, I think you’re laying in a puddle.
homeless man: THINK!? what are you? dumb? of course i’m laying in a puddle! I was dancing in it but I just got too cold and tired so I thought I’d lie down for a bit