lauren clementine.

time stands still best in moments that look suspiciously like ordinary life.

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my morning... in a puddle.

homeless man (lying down covered with a blanket but laying in a puddle):
miss, that is a very nice raincoat. i used towahavea raincoat JUST lika that rain coats you got on.
me:
(awkwardly) oh, thanks. yup, it’s definitley doing the job today - nice and dry. sir, I think you’re laying in a puddle.
homeless man:
THINK!? what are you? dumb? of course i’m laying in a puddle! I was dancing in it but I just got too cold and tired so I thought I’d lie down for a bit
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